1 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,958 (BELLS SOUND) 2 00:00:24,080 --> 00:00:26,913 Peppino: Yes, look ... 3 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:29,830 - Health and well, Don Peppi '! - Don Peppi '! 4 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:32,679 - Everything is covered here! - It's right. 5 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:35,479 Tell Don Ferdinando that everything has been fixed, .. 6 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,592 ..that this crap in the country is not done. One moment! 7 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:42,952 If the knight asked who interfered in his film business, .. 8 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,873 .. tell him it was me, Don Peppino Barbacane, .. 9 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,956 ..Town Clerk. - Health! 10 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:51,874 - Let's say what it is: I made the country here . - How not? 11 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,230 - I deserve a right, right? - Quite right! 12 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:56,994 - And who made the gardens? - And the sports field? 13 00:00:57,120 --> 00:01:01,910 - And the museum? - And the war memorial? - By the way: it needs to be restored. 14 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,399 And then we say what it is: 15 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,916 ..the Barbacane family, here, contributed to national unity. 16 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:12,512 Yes, it's true. It's so true! You have a hero in your family, a fallen one! And where did it fall? 17 00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:15,550 - Eh ... in the kitchen! - In the kitchen? 18 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:20,436 - On foreign soil he fell! You often tease. - it? - Humorous! 19 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:22,988 Don Cesarino is old, but always lively! 20 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:28,837 (SCAMBlO Dl SALUTl) 21 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:37,232 - Well, you have done a lot, now do the miracle! - I can not. 22 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:42,798 Friends, sorry, we are reunited, but I must tell the truth: 23 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:47,199 ..my cousin Antonio I don't want to see him anymore nor have anything to do with him. 24 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:51,837 - I'm not going to Rome! - But how? That has so many adhesions! 25 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:55,839 We have to let the passage of the highway through the country blow. 26 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:59,748 ..and not take advantage of these adhesions? - Adhesions ... adhesions ... 27 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,389 It will be the usual reckless it was years ago. 28 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:05,990 Years ago! But now he's a big shot, at least from what he writes. 29 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:09,999 The letters speak for themselves, and he writes the truth to me , we were very friends. 30 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:12,190 - He writes to him. - Read, read ... 31 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:15,796 - Write to him! - Read ... - Don't write me! - Read! 32 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,394 - '' Dear Pasquale .... - No, here! '' The place .... 33 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:22,235 '' I found the place for Prince Ercolini's son . 34 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:26,918 Good evening, prince! Did you see what a nice place I found her? Open the door! 35 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:28,834 Panoramic view! 36 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:32,798 And let's not talk about women. Read here! 37 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:37,076 '' Dear Pasquale, here women don't give me peace. 38 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,599 '' Even to Anita Ekberg .... Who is this? 39 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:44,395 - The one in the film '' La dolce vita ''. - But that is not done anymore. - Yeah. 40 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:46,915 Even to Anita Ekberg I said no. 41 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:49,629 No, Miss Ekberg! You can't stay here! 42 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:54,191 He makes her fight with the guard, makes her a fine. Go away! 43 00:02:54,760 --> 00:03:01,199 '' Even in politics I am listened to a lot. I told Fanfani where to go. 44 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,719 Excellence, plan! Don't go too far left! 45 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:06,712 Keep it in the center like this. 46 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:12,311 But assuming that for the good of the country, because that's the only way I would meet him, .. 47 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:14,874 ..I want to go to Rome, I don't even know where he is. 48 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,992 But everyone in Rome will know him! Here it is. 49 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:19,872 He is the President of the SPA 50 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,552 - Of the SPA? - Of the SPA 51 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,918 Go open! Hurry up! 52 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:32,429 Baroness: I only stop for 10 minutes, I'm waiting for Luisa Giovanna, .. 53 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,956 ..do you have two packages? - Immediately! The usual? - Yup. 54 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:37,752 - Lucky? - Lucky, grazie. 55 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:40,156 - Two? - Yes. How much do I owe you? 56 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:45,958 - With these, 78 packages. - So little?! I thought they were more! 57 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:49,078 - Oh yes? - Yes, score. - It's a sign year! 58 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:53,678 - But you were eating! I disturbed! - I was going ... but for heaven's sake! 59 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:57,270 - What a smell! - Do you want to favor? - Oh, Antonio! 60 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:01,319 - Excuse me, I said so, but ... - What am I? Spaghetti? 61 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:04,313 - I think it's spaghetti, yes. - Mmmh! 62 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:05,714 The shape that is. 63 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:07,709 Che odorino! 64 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:10,192 Mmmh! Coupons! 65 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,753 - Good, right? - I don't know, I haven't tasted them yet. 66 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:18,354 I'm late! But what are you doing, Renata Francesca? 67 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:24,430 Do you want to laugh, Luisa Giovanna? Antonio offered me spaghetti! 68 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:27,837 What an effort, democracy! Step away, baby! 69 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,908 - I can? - You are welcome! - Thanks. 70 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:36,109 Good, right? 71 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:39,195 Divine! 72 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:43,035 Not even in Montecarlo have I eaten them so good! 73 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:44,349 Oh really? 74 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:47,150 They are truly a wonderful thing! 75 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:54,953 (WOMEN COMMENTS DELlZlATE) 76 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:03,638 - That's enough for me. - I've had enough too. 77 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,754 Thanks, Antonio, and congratulations for this pasta. 78 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,958 Let's hurry, otherwise we'll be late for lunch! 79 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:17,274 - What if they didn't have lunch? - They ate the dish! 80 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:20,915 Here, go to the innkeeper and tell him that pasta, as he does it, .. 81 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:22,832 .. they only do it in Montecarlo. Go! 82 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:27,392 - Anto '! - Dotto ', what is it? 83 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:31,309 - I need 20,000 lire. - And who has them? You don't earn a penny! 84 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:33,112 Who do you tell it to? Power! 85 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:36,989 - Ugh! When do you return them to me? - To father dead. - What? 86 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:39,116 - To father dead. - That would? 87 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:42,431 - Look, I've prepared a bill for you. - Let me see! 88 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,830 '' I will pay to father dead .... '' 89 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,757 Antonio: Bill to dead father ... 90 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:51,237 - Is this business to be done? - I paid you the other bill! 91 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:52,998 - Which? - That '' to dead uncle ''. 92 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:56,516 If my uncle hadn't ended up under the train, I wouldn't have seen anything! 93 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:59,677 Come on, you know I'm paying you! Do me this favor! 94 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:02,269 20,000 are they? Yes, 20,000. 95 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,393 Look if there are people here ... 96 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:09,396 - Kill what grain you have! - It's not mine, it's a friend's. 97 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:10,795 10.. 98 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,755 ..and 5, 20. - Like 20? 99 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:16,400 The interest. I keep it first. 100 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,916 Okay ... Hi, Antonio. Thanks! 101 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,356 - By the way, scholar, how is dad? - She's fine, thanks. 102 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:23,635 What a rip off! 103 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:29,195 - Hello. - Good evening. 104 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:31,032 - Hi Antonio. - Good evening doctor. 105 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,799 - There is availability? - For her always. - Thanks. 106 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,438 - As usual? - As usual. 107 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:36,913 - Motorized? - Motorized. 108 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,434 - Out of series or series? - Fuoriserie, of course. 109 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:42,313 Out of series ... out of series ... (FlSCHlO) 110 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:43,715 Come with me! 111 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:48,469 Done! 112 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:53,873 - Nice to meet you, my name is Renata. - He's from Bologna. 113 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:55,673 - Thanks. - Please, take a seat. - Hello. 114 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:57,751 - Have fun. - Thanks, Antonio. 115 00:08:57,880 --> 00:08:59,472 - After ... bye! - Renata: Okay. 116 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:00,675 Street! Street! Street! 117 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,792 Street! Street! 118 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,029 Where are you going? 119 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,077 Where do you put yourself? Where do you put yourself? 120 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,475 - I'll go there for a moment! - Where do you put yourself? 121 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:13,269 And hurry up! 122 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,269 Ah... 123 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:22,349 (HORN) 124 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,997 (MOTOR NOISE) 125 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:37,589 How much it is? 126 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:40,070 - 2,000. - 2,000 ?! - Yes, 2,000. 127 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:42,079 (BRAKING) What ... 128 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:43,515 What are you doing ?! 129 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:44,914 But look at that! 130 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:46,395 Eh! 131 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:49,268 - How much? - 2,000. 132 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:55,629 - Where's a phone? - There, at the Caffè de Paris it's for sure. 133 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:00,989 Taxi driver: Excuse me, huh! 134 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:11,477 (VOClARE) 135 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:12,595 What ... 136 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,950 (VOClARE) 137 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:27,236 (RlSATE) 138 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:36,429 - But what way is this? - He hurt himself? 139 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:39,239 - Paparazzo: Are you an actor? - No, I'm Barbican. 140 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:42,358 - You're crazy? - Barbican! - What do you want?! Get out! 141 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:45,433 These are crazy things! This is an assault! 142 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,833 But I'm going to the police station! Ah, you know me little! 143 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:50,435 ln the police station! 144 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:51,749 (BRUSlO) 145 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,269 (HORN) 146 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:00,789 Soon? 147 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:04,196 - Sorry. - Please, do ... do ... 148 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:07,471 Ready? Do I speak to the SPA offices? Ah ... 149 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:12,429 - Is the President there? - No, he's in a meeting. 150 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:15,150 And when does this meeting end? 151 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,038 No. No, I .... 152 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:21,751 Sorry, have patience, you do not make me understand anything. 153 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,831 - 'That bell ... - Excuse me. 154 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:27,390 - Be patient, it is urgent. - Okay, go ahead! 155 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:31,314 No, I don't have an appointment, it's just ... well, I should see him. 156 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,349 Who is speaking, please? 157 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:38,998 - Say the cousin phoned! - The cousin ... 158 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:41,151 - Town Clerk! - Ah ... 159 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:44,557 - Superintendent too. - Who? 160 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,069 Okay thanks! 161 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:48,755 Here! 162 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:51,070 - Can I finally call now? - Yes, please. 163 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:56,830 - Does it let me through or do I have to climb it? - As you like, take a seat. 164 00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:59,575 In short, go! 165 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:04,474 Mr. President, your cousin called. 166 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:08,872 Miss, always ask your name, I have 1 4 cousins. 167 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:19,915 No, it wasn't them yet. Have patience, you must forgive me. 168 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,989 What about? Of the time you're wasting me? 169 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,230 (PHONE RING) Yes? 170 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,629 Are they! 171 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:29,915 Yup? 172 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:34,275 - Hello? Boss, we have coke! - You are crazy? Do not shout! 173 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,789 No, we cannot come down, we are being followed. 174 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:40,509 - They can arrest us. - Tell him we have to get rid of it! 175 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:43,791 - So we throw it away? - Throw! It costs 3 million! 176 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:48,673 Chief, tell the Count to go down to the usual coffee. 177 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:52,673 ..and put a coat on a chair. We'll put the bottle in his pocket. 178 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:54,876 - Agree. - Then we go? 179 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:58,794 - No, better separate, I can't expose myself. - And how do I recognize them? 180 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:02,151 You sit at the cafe, put your coat in evidence, .. 181 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:03,869 .. I'll take care of the rest. 182 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:08,754 (BRUSlO) 183 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,956 (CHlAMA MAN) Hello! 184 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:37,471 - Police! Come with us! - Few stories, let's go! - Forward! 185 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:43,308 - What can I do? - You don't have to move from here! 186 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,874 We are responsible for urban traffic. 187 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:50,556 - If there is a traffic jam, they are pains! How do we do it? - We send him away! 188 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,079 - Who? - The traffic jam. 189 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:55,991 I'll kill you, do you understand? Villano, rascal who is nothing else! 190 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:58,594 - Antonio! - Villano .... Count, good evening! 191 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:03,629 - I've been watching you for a while, you're cold. - it? Not a chance! 192 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:07,719 You can see: you have a white face, a red nose , green lips. Do you know what you look like? 193 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:11,349 - A tricolor flag? - No, it is clear that you suffer. 194 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,558 - No way! - I can't see people in pain. 195 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:17,353 - Thank you ... - I'll give you my coat. - Because? 196 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,152 - Excuse me .... - There is a damp! 197 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,350 But what should I do? What does it do? 198 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,795 What are you doing? Did she dress the baby? 199 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:29,833 - But when do I give it back? - It doesn't matter, I have many. 200 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:34,717 - But, I say .... - Tonight I'm going to dance at the Bat. You are invited! - it? 201 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:36,632 You are invited with this coat! 202 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:40,634 If you don't come, I'm offended! You have to come with this coat! 203 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,360 It's an honor, but, I say ... it's an honor, but ... 204 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:44,835 It is an honor! 205 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:48,635 But this is stupid! Yeah, almost everyone here is stupid. 206 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,233 But is it him or is it not him? 207 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,870 (ANTONlO CANTlCCHlA) 208 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:05,869 Peppino? 209 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:08,355 Antonio. 210 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:12,476 What did you come to do in Rome? Did they pass the duty on you? 211 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:17,072 - What do you want?! - Make sure you really are a Barbican. 212 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:20,277 - I am, why? - So, as Barbican cousins, .. 213 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:23,193 ... remember your grandfather Barbacane. - And with this? 214 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:28,520 Old Barbican who is your grandfather must be honored . Here, good. As? 215 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:32,908 Old Barbican who is your grandfather must be honored . Here, good. As? 216 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:36,117 - I memorized it! - And with this? 217 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:39,397 I mean, we have to honor this old Barbican .. 218 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:43,035 ..who wants the highway to pass through the country. 219 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:46,835 You bothered me! I left on purpose not to see you anymore .. 220 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,719 ..and grandfather and not hearing about the highway. 221 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:52,758 I have boxes full of them! I got it? 222 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,158 andlt;Conte: Renato! 223 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:58,557 - Good evening. - Is Antonio there? - (in Roman dialect) Are you asking me? 224 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:01,598 Do you know if he spoke to His Excellency about that car to sell? 225 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:04,553 - Ask him, right? - Yes, I'm going. 226 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:05,869 Go, go. 227 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:08,754 But where will it go, I say! 228 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,549 But when you came to Rome to take an interest in the project .. 229 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:17,157 ..and you did nothing, who gave you the money ? l Barbican! 230 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:20,357 - This is a detail. - Oh yes? - A detail! 231 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:24,991 But are we detailing? Here we detail! It's a detail! 232 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,192 - Count, good evening! - Antonio! 233 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,595 andlt;Commands, Count! - Antonio .... sorry so much! 234 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,871 - Sorry. - Did His Excellency tell you anything about that matter? 235 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,117 - Still nothing. - Eh, damn it! Excuse me so much! - Sorry. 236 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:40,154 - I'm in your hands, please! - Leave it to me, I'll take care of it. 237 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,073 - Excuse me so much! Good evening. - Excuse me so much! Good evening. 238 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,196 - Wait up! Are you leaving? - You greet me ... 239 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,715 - Who is that? - A count. - What count? 240 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,913 For a recommendation. He has to talk to a minister to get a job. 241 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:56,079 - Are you a titled? - Everyone here in via Veneto . Princes, dukes, marquises. 242 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:59,909 - Here the bills .... - .... are never paid . - No, they jump. 243 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,594 - You're a big shot now. - In my circle. 244 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:05,672 - Everyone in the country knows. - Yup? - You wrote it to everyone. 245 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:09,070 This was my pain: except me, a Barbican. 246 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:12,789 - Like I was a Barbagatti. - Do you want to know what you are? I tell you? 247 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:17,835 - Today's date? You are a barn owl! - Antonio! - Who is it? - It's me. 248 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,434 - Forward! - Where is it? - You knock! What do I know? 249 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:24,354 - Do you want to talk to us or not? - All right. Go back to the country and I'll talk to it. 250 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:28,553 - Who do you want me to talk to? A minister? - And you ask me? With the President? 251 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:31,035 The President of the Republic? What time is it? 252 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:33,754 - It will be 1 1:00. - He's not here at this hour. 253 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,876 Go to the country, I'll talk to the Minister. 254 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:39,589 I'm not leaving! I am here at the express wish of my grandfather! 255 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:43,554 He said I only have to leave when you've got the concession. 256 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:47,269 The money he gave it to me, here it is! He told me: '' Stay in Rome as long as you want ''. 257 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,356 Did he give you the money? Let me see! 258 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,154 - Let me see! - Because? 259 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:54,317 Stop with your hands! Let me see! The distrust must end! 260 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,710 - Did you understand? - You don't know money. 261 00:17:56,920 --> 00:18:00,595 However, if you want to stay, you can't be dressed like that. You are disgusting! 262 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:04,474 This coat is made with the horse blanket . This coat sucks! 263 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,915 - Does it suck? - Eh! - It's Grandpa's coat! 264 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:09,395 And you suck you and grandpa! Go tell him! 265 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:12,876 - Am I going to tell him such a thing? - Then give him a telegram! 266 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:16,191 Grandfather, you and your coat suck. Signed ... stop. 267 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:20,035 - Go tell him! - I shiver! But is it argued like this? 268 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:23,590 To stay, you need a wardrobe. I'll take you to the tailor. Give me the money! 269 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:25,477 - Come on! - Let's waste time. 270 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:28,200 - That's right. - Let's joke around. 271 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,709 - And you didn't catch anything. - Let's go to the tailor! 272 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,633 We go together if we have to go to the tailor. 273 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:34,994 Antonio: It's plastic! 274 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:36,838 (SHOT. PEPPlNO GEME) 275 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:39,428 But do you see how peasant you are? 276 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,032 Antonio: Burino! Burino! 277 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:54,989 Sit down, Peppino. 278 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,072 andlt;Man: Rascal! 279 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:11,715 (VOClARE) 280 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:19,916 (laughing) It's fun! It is funny! 281 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:22,635 Yes, yes. 282 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:27,591 (VOClARE) 283 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:32,271 - What happens? - Nonsense. 284 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:38,118 These fights happen for advertising. And in fact do you see the paparazzi? Do you see them? 285 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,237 - the mattresses? - What mats? 286 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:44,154 - You said '' mattresses ''. - In Rome , photographers are called '' paparazzi ''. 287 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:49,594 There are many. As you go along via Veneto, you find one taking a picture of you. 288 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,511 All calm. This is life! 289 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,514 Luckily Antonio has left us his place. 290 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,795 Will you stop long at Commendatore Gardini's? 291 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:44,037 As usual, these are important business. And your canasta lasts .... 292 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,115 - ....very! - Very? 293 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:49,557 When they start, they will never stop. And then the usual party games. 294 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:52,553 - Uh, what a pain! You will make the dawn. - Oh yeah. 295 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,275 - Better go home alone. - Yup. 296 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,115 I will take a taxi or I will be accompanied. 297 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:01,471 - Good, dear. Hello! - Hello, dear William. - Hello. 298 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:13,869 Gugo ... Gugo ... Gugo! 299 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,989 (in English) Do you mind? There is no place here. 300 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,911 Do you want to sit down? Yes! 301 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:42,352 What are you doing? Sorry! 302 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,428 By! By! By! 303 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:46,959 - Ouch! - Sorry. 304 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:50,315 Don't you notice that there is a small table? 305 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,998 Anthony Sit down! Sit down! 306 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,720 Since! Since! See you! See you! 307 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,119 lmbecille you are! You make me do these figures! 308 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,271 Here we are! (RlDACCHlA) 309 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,069 Here we are. 310 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,515 - Do you speak english? - Como? 311 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:10,593 - Do you speak english? - Un petit pois, sì. 312 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,913 - These are foreign. - They're American. 313 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,918 You know, Americans are independent, loose, emancipated. 314 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,309 - American disbanded. - What, are they cigarettes? 315 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:23,194 - How you do it? - I'll talk to you. Modestly, I speak some languages. 316 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:28,430 - Do you want to ask something? - How long have they been in Italy. 317 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,915 - Yes, it's easy. - Can you tell? - Eh! 318 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:38,033 - Excuse me, please, please, da quante tamp .... - Da quante? - Tamp! 319 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:45,038 .... voio, you two, been to Italy, to Rome, to Romagna, to Romania, go! 320 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,954 - We don't understand you. - Ho capito. 321 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,993 - They're ignorant. - Are you sure you spoke English? 322 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:58,319 - Yes, imagine. - Then ask another thing: where do they live. 323 00:22:58,480 --> 00:22:59,993 The easiest question. 324 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:08,631 Excuses, please, we want ... savoir where you live. 325 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:14,674 - Where is your abit? La chesa, go! - La chesa. 326 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:18,879 When I am tired, I want to go to chesa, but I want to rest a little. 327 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,754 - But you're talking Bari! - Eh, Bari! - '' I'm going to the chesa ''. 328 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:25,155 - I speak English too. - You speak! 329 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:35,110 - I, Patrizia. - Nice to meet you! Nice to meet you! 330 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,594 - I, Alice. - Nice to meet you! 331 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,712 - Ah! - What are you doing, are you touching me? What figures do you make me do? 332 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,198 - Your friend? - Come? 333 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:45,999 - Your friend? - Ah! 334 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,719 - I get it. - Did you understand? 335 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:51,469 I was cold, it was lighter, I put on a heavy coat, .. 336 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,798 ... same as him. - (laughing) What a fool! 337 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,754 - You don't know what '' friend '' means? - And you know it? 338 00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,838 - No! - So! - But he asked you, not me. 339 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:06,158 - Say: these are there. - Yup? - Yup. 340 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:10,188 - Eh, what about orgy here? - No, no, what an orgy? 341 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,998 As long as it's about company ... 342 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,231 No, these are foreign, you have to go with the feeling. 343 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,358 These come to Italy to seek Latin love. 344 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:21,956 If it is for Latin, I know something , a few small sentences. 345 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:25,959 '' Where are you going? '' He asks. It is said: '' Quo vadis ''. 346 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,756 Mister, preg, where are you going? 347 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,952 - No, Ben Hur. - Ben Hur? andlt;Sì. - Ah, right? 348 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:38,111 - What he said? - He took you for Ben Hur. - To me? - Mah. 349 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,233 Yes, it looks a bit like it. 350 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,949 - We want to dance. - Yes, let's have a sweet life! 351 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:47,430 - The sweet life! I'm there! - No, no, no. I'm leaving! 352 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,949 - Don't be stupid! - Good evening! - Not at all! - No! 353 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,314 - You only live once! - No! 354 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,237 Stop with the municipal secretariat! 355 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:56,113 - I'm an authority! - What does it matter? Oh yes! 356 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,430 - Where to dance? - At the '' Buttocks club ''! 357 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,433 - Where is it? - '' Club buttocks ''! - Not at all! 358 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,433 - '' Night club ''. - Okay! - We're not going! 359 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,352 - We go there! - Ah! 360 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,197 What are you doing? What are you doing? 361 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:12,238 - Yes, I do a hula-hop! - Good boy! 362 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,752 Andiame! Andiame! 363 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:18,758 Here we go! (RlDE) 364 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:24,978 (MUSIC RELATED IN THE BACKGROUND) 365 00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,154 Peppino, come on! 366 00:25:58,680 --> 00:25:59,749 Uh, pardon! 367 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,438 (SCHLANTO OF TRAY) 368 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:06,708 Peppino! Peppino! What are you doing? What are you doing? 369 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,553 - But it came on me! - And who pays here now? 370 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:13,156 - We broke up, we pay! Give me the money! - Wait up! 371 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,508 Give me the money! 372 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,911 - Pardon, gentlemen, what happens? - He went on me! 373 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,594 - He went in, I went out, everything fell. - Take away! 374 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,591 Remember that the customer is always right. 375 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,234 Young man, the customer is always right! 376 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,630 - I'm mortified, gentlemen. - Me too. 377 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,189 Please, this way, gentlemen. 378 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:33,551 andlt;Maître: Do gentlemen have a table? - We didn't bring it. 379 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:37,030 - Didn't you bring it? And now? - Shall I go get it? - Not at all! 380 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,038 - I meant if they booked the table. - Ah! Yup. 381 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:43,715 - He! You booked? - Well ... oh well ... let's stay here. 382 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,831 - We stay here. - A table for four. 383 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,195 - Four with one table? - Exactly. 384 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,271 It takes four tables ... that is, chairs! 385 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:55,235 (MUSIC RELATED IN THE BACKGROUND) 386 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:02,798 (APPLAUSl) 387 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:09,156 - If the ladies want to follow me ... - Yes, they follow. We come right away. 388 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:10,594 - Peppino ... - Eh? 389 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:14,191 - Wardrobe, sir? - Eh, wardrobe ... look at that! 390 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:18,393 - Sir, where are you going? It's the wardrobe! - I watched the stuff go by. 391 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,715 - The coat? - I am constipated. - And she? 392 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:24,833 - I'm his cousin. - What's that got to do with it? Same blood, but not constipation! 393 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,758 - Take the coat! - Piano! 394 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,917 - Shovel yourself! Spalettottati, I mean. - Don't scream! 395 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:34,192 - Here ... - What are you doing? - Nice place! - What do you have? The double? 396 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:39,793 - No, not that, it's family stuff! - Let's not be ridiculous! 397 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:43,232 - Stop! - And take off your coat! - And go with those hands! 398 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:47,279 Let's go! Fly, fly! 399 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,675 - They've already entered! - Dolls! 400 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,558 - Here, sir. - Thanks. 401 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:56,798 (MUSLCA IN THE BACKGROUND) 402 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:10,358 - (screaming) Peppino, where are you! - I'm here! - And come here! 403 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:14,638 What's up? Why are you stopping? Your name is Peppino? He's my cousin! 404 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,388 - Please, sir, sit down. - He's my cousin! 405 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,437 - I'm the cousin. - There they are! 406 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,029 Here are the babes! 407 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:30,591 - Do the gentlemen want to have dinner? - No! - I don't feel good in my stomach. 408 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,115 - No, have dinner, no! - A drink! - Huh? - Drink! 409 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:35,714 - Eh ... drink! There is a drink! - A bell. 410 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:39,230 '' Drink '', in English, means wanting to drink. Voler '' boir ''. 411 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,794 - I don't understand English. - Champagne, sir? 412 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,478 - Champagne? No! - No! 413 00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,475 What a pity, we have some great brands! 414 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,750 - Eh, I know, but you know how it is! - Triple Sec? 415 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:52,629 And one puts dry tripe on the stomach? Young man! Let's go away. 416 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,950 - Moët and Chandon! - I do not understand. - Moët and Chandon! 417 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,150 - Oh yes? - Moët and Chandon! - Ah! 418 00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:02,149 - Now, Antoine comes out! - Uh! - Let's clap our hands! 419 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:07,309 I thought the ladies preferred something alcoholic. 420 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:12,800 andlt;I would recommend a great bottle of Park Lane. - Sorry,.. 421 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:17,314 ..this Park Len, what is it? - Whiskey, sir. - Yup? 422 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,831 - So, let's do this: two whistles .... - .... three rams! 423 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:27,434 But isn't there something digestive? I really like Roger lemonade! 424 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:32,276 Good boy! Four Roger lemonades for everyone! (VOICE) 425 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:33,628 Barley! 426 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,074 the lemon! 427 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:44,399 - Cha-cha-cha! Cheek to cheek! - What does it mean? 428 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,159 It's a Japanese proverb, then I'll explain it to you. 429 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:48,715 Here you are, gentlemen. 430 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,593 (BRUSlO Dl APPROVAZlONE) 431 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,155 Soon! Soon! Soon! 432 00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,478 - Thank you so much! - You are welcome! 433 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,511 What are you doing? This goes away! 434 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,319 - And he goes away? - He shows it to us and takes it! 435 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,513 - Ah, start again! Leave the stuff alone! - Yup. 436 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,352 - To the ladies! - To the ladies. 437 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,192 Ladies first. 438 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:18,037 - Omelette alla fiamma, signore. - Good! Thank you so much. 439 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,711 - Cheers! - Cheers! 440 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:22,793 Cirio! Which is? 441 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,032 andlt;Peppino: Fire! andlt;Antonio: What is it? 442 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,112 The flames! Every man for himself! 443 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:30,838 (GIRLS GREEK) 444 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:35,118 (CLlENTl GRlDANO) 445 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,189 Save! 446 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:37,795 (GRlDO) 447 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,552 - That's enough! - Every man for himself! - What are you doing ?! Stop it! 448 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,517 Stand still! Every man for himself! 449 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:47,112 Every man for himself! On fire! 450 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,032 But what does she want? 451 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:53,438 Since you entered you have made a mess! That's enough! 452 00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:57,235 - We did it for good ... that's a pyromaniac! - Not at all! 453 00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:01,638 - It was just a flame omelette ! - A what? 454 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,717 - Omelette! - Romoletto to the flame! 455 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,877 - And where is Romoletto? - Let it go! - Do me a favor! 456 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,912 Get back to your seats, gentlemen! Music! Music! 457 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:15,877 (VOICE. MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND) 458 00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,310 What he wants? What he wants? 459 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,072 andlt;Master: Music! Music! 460 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,310 andlt;Maître: Calm down, gentlemen, come back .... - Do you understand? 461 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,517 I can't lift it! 462 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:32,589 (VOICE AND RlSATE) 463 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,276 - Are you hurt? - No, leave! 464 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:41,677 - Are you hurt? - I wasn't hurt! - Oh well. 465 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:45,879 Please, now, calm down! I understand that you are quite crazy types ... 466 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,151 - We are happy. - I understand, but now a little attitude. 467 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:51,158 - All right. - Excuse me so much. 468 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,077 - Do not offend! - I don't offend anyone. 469 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:56,197 - '' Contegno '', he says! - I meant: a little calm. 470 00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,430 - Do your duty. - Bring it here! 471 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,870 - The customer is always right, understand? - Exactly. - Eh, sorry! 472 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,673 - Anto ', shut up! - The customer is always right! 473 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,677 But we are wrong this time. 474 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,355 - Leave it to us. - You are welcome! - Go away! 475 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,431 - We are familiar with these things. - Go! 476 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,750 - I'm in their hands. - Yes sir! 477 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,438 We are familiar with these things. 478 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:28,309 Oscar: Due whisky! 479 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:33,519 Here we go, love! 480 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,031 I found my coat. 481 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:41,153 - Then let's drink on it. Cheers! - Ciccillo! 482 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:48,874 My love, after you come to my house. 483 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,030 - Because? - You ask me, why? 484 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:59,958 I'll show you some Chinese prints! 485 00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:03,676 Shut up, Anto '! If not, the waiter takes it out on me. 486 00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:07,550 - What about drugs? - It's in the pocket, in the talcum powder box. 487 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:11,394 Get it and let's go now. They can see me and warn my husband. 488 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:15,149 It would bother me because I didn't tell him. Please, I beg you. 489 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:16,554 Wait a moment! 490 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,675 Antonio! Antonio! 491 00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,229 - - Sst! 492 00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,352 - It's not me, it's him! - Huh? 493 00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:30,038 - Because? Can't you sing? - Ah, listen, Anto '.... 494 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:35,273 - Profane! - Listen, Anto ', there is someone there ... 495 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:40,468 - What is' I'm '' Sant'Antonio ''? - No, "Listen, Antonio." - '' Listen, Antonio ''! 496 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,957 Perhaps that gentleman wants to talk to you, he makes gestures like this. 497 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,196 - Where is it? - Is it the Minister? 498 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:47,719 - Where is it? To the left? - In front of you. 499 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:51,150 - Let me look. - And look! - Let me look. 500 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:52,195 And look... 501 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:59,710 - Ah, no, that's a friend of mine. - Yup? - He's a friend of mine. 502 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:04,633 - But nothing dancing here? - Yes ... - My head is already dancing. 503 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:06,478 - You dance with me. - Yup! 504 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:09,228 andlt;Peppino: But I dance badly! - Peppino! 505 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,514 - Bala, Peppino, drink and bala. - Thanks. 506 00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:14,549 Brings good. It brings good luck. 507 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:17,871 - Drink and bala! - Let's go dancing. andlt;Antonio: Go! 508 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,955 After you come to my house. 509 00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,716 do see chinese prints. 510 00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,068 Here we go! 511 00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:30,551 Let's dive into the dolce vita! 512 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:35,476 - What is this? What dance is it? - Cheek to cheek! Cha-cha-cha! 513 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,313 Cha-cha-cha! Mamma mia, the sweet Chinese life! 514 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,511 But how tall you are! How tall you are! 515 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,991 - Off with your shoes! He takes off his shoes! - Yup! 516 00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:46,912 Anto'! (RlDE) 517 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:48,989 518 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:50,588 What does he do? 519 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:52,917 They have a lot of fun! 520 00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:57,837 - What do I have in my pocket? - What is this? - I do not know. 521 00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,516 - But it's talc. - No. - Talc. 522 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,116 Is it talcum powder? Borotalco, they say. 523 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,959 - Borotalco. - Oh yes. You are right. 524 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,389 - It's good? - I'll keep it, you never know. 525 00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,034 I take a bath at Christmas. Who cares? 526 00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:13,073 So, do you decide? 527 00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:15,829 But how do I do it? Can't you see he's not alone? 528 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,475 Okay, I'll take care of it. Keep the cosmetic bag. 529 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,155 Presto. 530 00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:28,310 - Have you lost anything? - My cosmetic bag. 531 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,908 I put her in this chair. I do not understand. 532 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,309 Didn't he accidentally put it in his pocket ? 533 00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,074 - Did he take me for a thief? - For heaven's sake, don't .... 534 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,390 Sit down, look, be patient, sorry! 535 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:39,435 What does he do? 536 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,836 There is not. But how is this possible? 537 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:45,708 But she tastes it! If so, give me the address. I come to your home. 538 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:49,116 - Don't be funny. - No. - Darling, come on, let's go! 539 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,271 Let's go dancing. If he finds it, will he beckon me? 540 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,470 - No, but look ... - Later, later. 541 00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,710 Mamma mia, he's undressing! Anto ', he's undressing! 542 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,758 Absolutely must take back the box. 543 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,956 - Come on, let's go dancing. - Yup. 544 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,753 - You strip-tease? - No, mi vergogno! 545 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:19,791 - You strip-tease! - No. - Yes, let's get together! 546 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:22,959 - Maybe the other one has it. - And get close, you idiot! 547 00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:24,433 I'm going there, moron! 548 00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,352 - Change the ladies? - Hey? 549 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,636 - Shall we change the lady? - And why? 550 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:36,191 - Look how beautiful! - Peppino: What do we do? What are they doing? 551 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:40,399 - What are you doing? I have to? He's touching me ... - Peppino: Let's change checkers! 552 00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,399 - Let's change the lady! - Antonio: We change! 553 00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:51,317 (CLlENTl BAT THE HANDS REALLY) 554 00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:59,235 Patrizia! 555 00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:06,718 (PATRlZlA URL) 556 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:12,910 Peppino, save yourself, I save myself! 557 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,156 Anto '! Anto '! 558 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:21,439 But how dare you! 559 00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:25,117 Don't be a fool! 560 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:26,829 Anto '! 561 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:31,959 (VOClARE) 562 00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:38,030 (TRUMPET SHAKING) 563 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:44,235 (VOClARE) 564 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:50,716 Ready! Police! Quick, come now! 565 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,758 There are two crazy people who are destroying the place! 566 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:54,915 Yes, immediately! 567 00:38:56,400 --> 00:39:00,151 (VOICE AND CONFUSED GRID) 568 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,197 Rock and Roll e Cha-cha-cha! 569 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,668 Marilyn! 570 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:27,078 Rock and Roll e Cha-cha-cha! 571 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:29,595 Marilyn, my love! 572 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,389 - Oh mama! - I'm not Marilina, me! 573 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,078 574 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,791 They are! (PEPPlNO ISSUES VERSl FROM UBRlACO) 575 00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:39,518 His! His! 576 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,431 - Long live the women! - Long live women ... 577 00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:45,068 Long live women! 578 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,552 (TRUMPET SOUND) 579 00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:49,278 580 00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,396 - But is he drunk? - Almost. 581 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:56,077 Which car is parked all night? 582 00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:59,273 - One of these two. - Like "one of these two"? 583 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:03,154 - This or that? You must know! - I think this. - Open the door! 584 00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:05,151 Do you put it in? This dirties everything! 585 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,869 - You are right! Open the trunk. - This dies there! 586 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:13,396 One less city clerk. Are not you happy? You open! 587 00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:15,596 - - My cousin, .. 588 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:20,674 .. now we go to a bed of roses. - Where are we going, my Marilina? 589 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:24,071 - Now Marilina is coming. Go inside. - We Marilina ... 590 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:27,197 - Peppino: Give me Marilina! - Give me Marilina ... 591 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:31,595 - Ah! I can not stand it anymore! - It's late, I'm going to sleep. - Yup. 592 00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:34,793 Here, take it to your house. 593 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,310 - Bring the coat back to me tomorrow. - How beautiful! Where did you get it? 594 00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,914 This is business that does not concern you, understand? 595 00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,433 Watch it there! The budding father-in-law! 596 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:47,709 Ah, what a sleep! 597 00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:50,235 Ah, the cola! Ah, the cola! 598 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,239 (TRUMPET SOUND) 599 00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,437 Who is it? Ah, that's him. 600 00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,638 Here. 601 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:03,149 Aaah! 602 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:07,150 (TRUMPET SOUND) 603 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,713 (laughing) Gugo, listen! 604 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,440 - Gugo, listen! - How young I feel! 605 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,558 Gugo, listen: what club are you taking me to dance to now? 606 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:26,117 No, enough with dancing and with the locals. Instead now is the time to go. 607 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:30,353 - ....for a walk! - As? - I drive! - No, I'm driving! 608 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,630 Get over there! Well done, like that. 609 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,278 - Magda ... - Not in the car, Gugo, you know that, right? 610 00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:48,834 Yes I know. Then let's go to via Paisiello. 611 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,712 La tua bachelor? May! 612 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,520 Is it possible that I always have to find a strange new place? 613 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,033 Gugo, evolve, please! 614 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,873 You don't like the Colosseum anymore, they kicked us out of the barn, .. 615 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,436 ..at the Tiber they almost arrest us, raids in Villa Borghese, .. 616 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,556 ..can you know where you want to go tonight? 617 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,319 - Gugo? - Yup? - Are there still displaced people? 618 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:09,796 - A few shacks, yes. - Take me to a shack, please! 619 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:15,194 andlt;But I don't know any shacks! andlt;So, listen: on the outskirts, .. 620 00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:21,317 ... those beautiful tall, filthy buildings with many windows and a barking dog. 621 00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:25,035 andlt;I don't know any dogs and besides, he is not from our environment. - Then nothing! 622 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:26,315 Oh, Magda! 623 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:27,549 Lawyer! 624 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,436 - Antonio! - The little man in the parking lot! 625 00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,278 - Good evening, lady. - What do you do here? 626 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:35,193 - I look at the car. - Inside? - It's cold outside. 627 00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:38,989 Listen up, lawyer, since earlier, in spite of myself, .. 628 00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:42,118 ..I heard that the young lady wanted to go with her .. 629 00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:46,558 .. on the outskirts, in one of those filthy high rises, with filthy windows, .. 630 00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:50,474 .. inhabited by filthy people, since I live right there, .. 631 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:53,592 ..if they want to accept my hospitality, with a good heart. 632 00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:56,717 So lucky! Do you see him, what is he looking for? 633 00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:59,513 - It is far? - No, to the Ceased Spirits. - Spirits? 634 00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:02,712 - Yes, but the spirits have ceased! - Sin! - Here we go! 635 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:04,913 Come on, Gugo, quick! 636 00:43:21,380 --> 00:43:22,629 Please, take a seat! 637 00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:25,516 - Huh? What do you think? - Ugly! 638 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,438 Oh well, externally, but inside it's another thing entirely. 639 00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:34,116 But it's adorable, gorgeous! Wonderful! Filthy! Beautiful! Thanks. 640 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:35,549 - You are welcome! - Beautiful. 641 00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,200 - I guessed the lady's taste , huh? - Yup! 642 00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:41,113 - Then we go? - Yup! - You are welcome. - Thanks. - I'll lead the way. 643 00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:45,159 - Beware that there is a hole there. - I saw her, thanks. - Do not mention it. 644 00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:48,516 - Gugo? But where did he go? - What do I know? He was with us now! 645 00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,915 - Gugo! Gugo! - I'm here! 646 00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:55,597 - There he is! - What are you doing there? Sorry, dear, do you think it's time to joke? 647 00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:59,757 I'm not kidding, dear, and I was breaking my leg. 648 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:04,551 - Antonio: Excuse me, did I warn you? - And I saw the hole. - So? 649 00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,191 - Ouch ... - Was he hurt? - No. 650 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,196 - Is there a lot to climb? - There is to go down. 651 00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:12,959 - Do you live in the cellar? - No, it's a basement. 652 00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:16,550 - It will be wet. - A little'. When it rains, a little water gets in, .. 653 00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:20,110 ..but I have taken the necessary precautions. - Precautions? What an idea! 654 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:22,108 - By this way. - Other holes? 655 00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:25,955 No, don't worry, it goes smoothly here . Very smooth! 656 00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:30,229 - Antonio: This way, come on! - Gugo: Do ​​you lead the way? 657 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,550 - Magda: What a dream! andlt;This way! 658 00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:36,280 (in Roman dialect) Steal the spare wheel , hurry up! 659 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:39,278 Quiet, I'll take care of it here! Come on, steal! 660 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,228 (THIEF GRlDA) andlt;Did you steal? 661 00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:44,432 - Kill them! - What happened? Who is it? 662 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,273 - He'll be an American colonel. - And what did he die of? 663 00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,112 He has the trumpet: of thrombosis! 664 00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:50,389 Street! Hurry up! 665 00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,719 - Come in, come on! - It's pitch dark here! 666 00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:58,196 - Can't you see with the pesto? - Be careful where you put your feet, .. 667 00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:01,238 ..that you enjoy falling into holes. - Sure! 668 00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:05,439 - Can you swim? - Because? - Thus, it is a useful sport. 669 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,029 Come on, come on. 670 00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:13,836 - Done. - This is not a house, it is a lake! - But it's delicious! 671 00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:16,474 - He told me he can swim. - I can not swim! 672 00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:20,070 - Let's not start ... - He won't expect me to dive! 673 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:26,156 Gugo, don't be bourgeois! This environment is truly delightful! 674 00:45:26,660 --> 00:45:29,299 - Bugo, the lady is right. - Not at all "Bugo", Gugo! 675 00:45:29,380 --> 00:45:33,453 We are there: the '' Bughi '' family. Even the Gruyere has holes and does not complain. 676 00:45:33,540 --> 00:45:34,689 Is that true, madam? 677 00:45:35,780 --> 00:45:38,852 I don't know, this environment reminds me of something. 678 00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:44,938 - Something ... - Can I tell you? I can? Venice! - Good boy! 679 00:45:45,100 --> 00:45:46,852 Bugo, I got it right! 680 00:45:47,540 --> 00:45:50,816 - Look ... - Tell me. - Do you swim here in the summer? 681 00:45:50,900 --> 00:45:55,018 - No, unfortunately it is dry in summer. - Maybe we better leave. 682 00:45:55,180 --> 00:45:58,934 What are you saying, Gugo? But it is wonderful! I want to stay here. 683 00:45:59,620 --> 00:46:02,771 - Look, dear. - Tell me, dear. - Did you make this pool? 684 00:46:02,860 --> 00:46:06,011 - No, I'm going back here, to those of the stadium. - Divine! 685 00:46:06,260 --> 00:46:10,811 Is there at least a quiet place to stay with the lady dry? 686 00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:17,329 - I can ferry you to the bedroom! - What ferry ?! I dive into the lagoon! 687 00:46:17,460 --> 00:46:21,931 - This dives! - Embè? - I say, it dives! Magda, you can't! 688 00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:25,536 - You're not a Swede! It is not! - And from where? 689 00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:28,453 - Trasteverina. - I told you! Oh-oh! 690 00:46:28,580 --> 00:46:31,333 - But here we touch! - Thanks, it's not the ocean! 691 00:46:31,620 --> 00:46:34,498 This is my living room, they flooded it today. 692 00:46:34,620 --> 00:46:39,853 Clear, fresh and fresh waters that envelop my body, I love you! 693 00:46:40,260 --> 00:46:44,776 - Praised be you, white foam, for your voluptuous kiss. - Magda! 694 00:46:44,900 --> 00:46:49,018 - Gugo, drink from this cup! - What should I drink? - It's clean, it's rainy! 695 00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:52,177 - You do not want? So, kiss me! - After, dry. 696 00:46:52,260 --> 00:46:56,094 - You do not want? Then I let the little man kiss me . - From the little man? - I'm in! 697 00:46:56,220 --> 00:46:59,257 - You're crazy! - I do it for cavalry. - Here we go! 698 00:47:00,300 --> 00:47:01,653 How beautiful! 699 00:47:04,420 --> 00:47:07,173 Look! But what is this? Picasso's dove? 700 00:47:07,580 --> 00:47:11,539 No, it's my hen, and don't mistreat me that the daily egg makes me. 701 00:47:11,620 --> 00:47:13,611 (laughing) Co-co-co-cock! 702 00:47:13,780 --> 00:47:15,736 Co-co-coccodè! 703 00:47:16,060 --> 00:47:20,417 Oh, my little darling chicken! Come mi sta? 704 00:47:20,740 --> 00:47:22,571 A love! It rejuvenates her. 705 00:47:23,540 --> 00:47:26,577 My dear little hen from Ciociaria! 706 00:47:27,140 --> 00:47:30,894 - Magda, your whole dress gets wet. andlt;But what are you saying? 707 00:47:31,180 --> 00:47:34,217 Look, you don't think it's a little messed up, the .... 708 00:47:34,780 --> 00:47:38,819 - No because? Do you find that I'm doing some weirdness? - No. 709 00:47:38,980 --> 00:47:40,732 - So? - Well ... 710 00:47:41,300 --> 00:47:46,956 (MAGDA GOES TOWARDS THE GALLlNA) 711 00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:52,452 Just, gallina! Gugo, .. 712 00:47:53,100 --> 00:47:55,773 ..and now what do we do? - Eh! What do we do now? 713 00:47:55,900 --> 00:47:58,733 Now let's go dry in the bedroom. 714 00:47:58,860 --> 00:48:02,614 - Gugo, the bedroom ?! - Gugo, what vulgarity! 715 00:48:02,700 --> 00:48:06,488 - Are you taking it too, now? - The raft! you and me on the raft .. 716 00:48:06,580 --> 00:48:08,935 ..and the little man rocking us. - God forbid! 717 00:48:09,060 --> 00:48:12,939 - So me and the little man on the raft and you swinging on it. - I'm in! - And I don't! 718 00:48:13,020 --> 00:48:14,499 - And why? - I do not know. 719 00:48:14,820 --> 00:48:16,173 But what strange things! 720 00:48:17,020 --> 00:48:21,411 I have an idea! Now I let the little man kiss me and you slap him. 721 00:48:21,620 --> 00:48:23,372 - What, are we kidding? - What do you say? 722 00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:26,378 So get slapped by the little man, if not what do we do? 723 00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:30,459 - I'm in it. I'm leaving! - All right. - How cold! I would like a coffee. 724 00:48:30,700 --> 00:48:33,737 - What do you take? - A coffee please. - Two coffees, quick! 725 00:48:33,820 --> 00:48:35,776 - My long. - Yeah, a long one, good. 726 00:48:35,900 --> 00:48:38,573 - Coffee from Egypt ?! - And where from, then? 727 00:48:42,620 --> 00:48:45,180 - The little man's bed. - The little man is me! 728 00:48:46,300 --> 00:48:47,255 Antonio. 729 00:48:47,340 --> 00:48:49,217 - Antonio, come on! - I come later. 730 00:48:49,340 --> 00:48:51,331 - Antonio! - The lady wants to tell me something. 731 00:48:51,420 --> 00:48:54,332 It's a good time, that's always the case! Go make coffee. 732 00:48:54,420 --> 00:48:55,978 - Have her examined. - I'll visit it. 733 00:48:56,060 --> 00:48:59,018 - I did the nurse. - It does not matter! - All right. 734 00:49:02,780 --> 00:49:04,850 - Go make coffee! - Flight! 735 00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:08,728 - Gugo ... - Yes ... 736 00:49:10,860 --> 00:49:12,009 (SCHlANTO. MAGDA GRlDA) 737 00:49:12,140 --> 00:49:14,574 andgt; Gugo: The bed! andgt; Magda: How nice! 738 00:49:14,740 --> 00:49:16,173 andgt; Gugo: Pull up! 739 00:49:17,940 --> 00:49:20,852 - Cheer up! - Gugo, do you know what I'm telling you? 740 00:49:21,740 --> 00:49:24,493 - You really bored me! - But how? 741 00:49:24,620 --> 00:49:29,978 Street! Street! Soon! You're dull, I can't take it anymore! 742 00:49:31,820 --> 00:49:36,769 - Gugo, what idea did you have to bring me here? - Magda, .. 743 00:49:37,780 --> 00:49:42,296 .. before you were so euphoric ... andgt; What does that mean? 744 00:49:42,380 --> 00:49:45,019 andgt; Magda: Know-it-all! You don't even know it! 745 00:49:45,180 --> 00:49:50,538 andgt; Gugo: What do you want me to tell you? This place starts to fascinate me. 746 00:49:50,900 --> 00:49:56,258 andgt; Gugo: Calm down, a few minutes and .... andgt; How vulgar you are! Everything here is! 747 00:49:56,620 --> 00:50:01,694 andgt; You, the little man, the hen! andgt; What does the hen have to do with it now? 748 00:50:05,060 --> 00:50:06,209 What a horror! 749 00:50:07,540 --> 00:50:09,610 Magda! Magda! 750 00:50:09,700 --> 00:50:15,411 (MAGDA PlAGNUCOLA) 751 00:50:24,900 --> 00:50:28,051 Mr. Goofy! Please ask the lady: 752 00:50:28,300 --> 00:50:31,929 ..Do you want coffee restricted or do you prefer it long? 753 00:50:34,580 --> 00:50:35,535 Eh? 754 00:50:36,900 --> 00:50:37,969 Come? 755 00:50:39,300 --> 00:50:40,574 I can not hear! 756 00:50:41,220 --> 00:50:42,369 Mr. Gu - 757 00:50:42,620 --> 00:50:43,848 Signor Gugo! 758 00:50:45,220 --> 00:50:46,369 Mr. Gu - 759 00:50:47,740 --> 00:50:50,300 Yes - (ROOM OF THE MACHINE) 760 00:50:56,140 --> 00:50:57,175 Stop! 761 00:50:57,980 --> 00:50:59,208 andlt;Antonio: E mo? 762 00:51:00,260 --> 00:51:02,490 Oh my God, Peppino! Peppino! 763 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:06,039 (VOClARE) 764 00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:14,433 Alt! 765 00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:16,429 Alt! 766 00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:18,829 Alt! 767 00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:27,678 Colleagues, here we are in front of the ministerial residence! 768 00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:32,149 And if His Excellency the Minister never wanted to listen to us, .. 769 00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:36,474 ..this time he will listen to us! (APPLAUSE AND ACCLAMATION) 770 00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:44,473 Unauthorized of all urban and interurban parking lots, unite! 771 00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,198 (APPLAUSl) 772 00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:50,234 What do we ask of the established and reconstituted authorities ? 773 00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:54,519 A parking spot in the sun! (APPLAUSE) 774 00:51:56,680 --> 00:52:00,434 What has our category achieved so far ? Chatter,.. 775 00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:04,559 ..promises, vagueness! I say: vagueness! 776 00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:12,950 Abusive, here is abused! It is being abused! Time to stop asking! 777 00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:17,711 We have been patient for 40 months! Thats enough! 778 00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:24,072 This time, if we don't get what we ask for, I, .. 779 00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:29,595 .. as President of the SPA, Abusive Parking Company, .. 780 00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:31,598 ..I will use the UN! 781 00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:34,198 (BRAKING) 782 00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:38,399 Colleagues! Abusive! The madames! Get by! 783 00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:41,838 (BRUSlO) 784 00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:45,473 - Hey, stop! - What he wants? How dare you? 785 00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:50,191 I don't know you, introduce yourself! Is it possible to stop those who go about their business in this way? 786 00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:52,953 - Few stories! - But I'm looking for a parking spot in the sun. 787 00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:56,476 - Come with me that you end up in the shade. - Exactly. - One moment! 788 00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,870 His Excellency wants to listen to these citizens. 789 00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:01,474 - I'm the President! - Come and confer. 790 00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:02,834 Excuse the disorder. 791 00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:07,311 Please take a seat on this side! This way. You are welcome! 792 00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,071 I was called urgently. 793 00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:18,317 This is the leader of the demonstrators who wanted to hear. 794 00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:21,591 - Oh yes. - Listen to me. - Another day, now I don't have time. 795 00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:24,439 We are 300 illegal parking attendants. You authorize us. 796 00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:27,597 A word! I can't ask the ACl for 300 seats, can I? 797 00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:30,797 - Are too many? - Eh! - Well, 300 is a little too much. 798 00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:34,516 - Oh, I say, but ... I'm not a fiasco! - To see? He is understanding. 799 00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:37,552 I am understanding, yes. Well, I want to meet you. 800 00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:41,116 - She? - Yes, I'll meet you. Let's do this: give the place to me. 801 00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:44,795 - l 299 they make do, poor boys. - Cute, selfless. 802 00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:48,868 - In fact, I've already prepared my application. I signed it. - No question? 803 00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:52,635 Bravo, man to man, between gentlemen no question is needed. 804 00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:57,510 Santini, listen to him, I'm pressed. I have to go to TV for rehearsals. 805 00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:01,394 - Ah, do you work on TV? - Yeah. - It looked like a familiar face! 806 00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:03,391 - Bell tower evening? - Not at all! 807 00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:06,229 - The Mystery Object? - Not at all! 808 00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:09,432 - Anyway, he's good. Let us have fun! - Am I playing Pulcinella ?! 809 00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:12,916 - Does Pulcinella? - But no! I'm going to the electoral tribune! 810 00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:15,753 Very funny! I had a lot of laughs! 811 00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:19,759 - Santini, get him off my feet! Here we go! - See you, Excellency! 812 00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:24,670 - Dear Santino, the thing is gone! - Come with me, I'll take care of it. 813 00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:28,554 - And when can I come to the service? Tomorrow? - How it runs! It's not easy! 814 00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:31,394 His Excellency said to give me a seat. 815 00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:34,438 Actually, he said: 'Get him off my feet.' 816 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:39,754 Embè? What does it mean? That until he finds my place, I'll be in his way. 817 00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:44,038 Santino, let's stick to orders! This bureaucracy! Uff! 818 00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:49,836 - Are you in a hurry? - I have to be at the courthouse by 11:00. 819 00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:53,157 - Can you leave me at the hairdresser? - With pleasure, dear. 820 00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:56,437 - Are you having breakfast at home today? - No, I'm at the accountant Candini. 821 00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:59,512 - What are you doing in the afternoon? - The usual canasta from Orietta. 822 00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:00,919 - Lock. - My phones? 823 00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:03,920 - Because? - So, to hear you. 824 00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:08,032 - I'll see. Do you drive? - Yes, I'm driving. - Good. 825 00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:11,713 (TRUMPET SOUND) 826 00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:12,949 Be careful! 827 00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:16,753 (TRUMPET SOUND) 828 00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:20,669 - I told you to be careful. - What, dear? - Sound the horn! 829 00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:25,830 Do I sound the horn ?! You must be a little exhausted, maybe you work too hard. 830 00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:27,518 (TRUMPET SOUND) 831 00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:30,713 - But there must be contact! - Of course. 832 00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:31,755 (TRUMPET SOUND) 833 00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:33,910 Why do you look behind? The horn is in front. 834 00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:36,190 But I feel it from behind. Wait up. 835 00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:42,238 (TRUMPET SOUND) 836 00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:45,033 (TRUMPET SOUND) 837 00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:47,116 But the noise comes from here! 838 00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:52,835 - Long last! Have you opened, huh? - It was she who was playing the trumpet! 839 00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:56,553 - Who put this trumpet in my hand? - I do not know? 840 00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:59,029 - Ah, didn't you know? - No! - We'll see! 841 00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:01,395 andlt;Dear! - We have a spare man, dear! 842 00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:03,718 A man? What are you saying? 843 00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:06,515 - Uh! A lady! - Well, what are you doing here? 844 00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:09,518 - But who are you? - The owner of the car. 845 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,955 - And who put me here? - I wish I knew too. 846 00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:14,600 - She kidnapped me! - As? - What do you want this? 847 00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:17,797 - The one that was under the tablecloth! - What tablecloth? 848 00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:21,236 - What are you waiting for to kick him out ?! - Now she is exaggerating! Bait! 849 00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:24,392 - Do not touch me! - How dare you? - And she? - He doesn't know who I am! 850 00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:28,513 - I have a glorious fallen in the family! - I'm calling the guards! - He's crazy! 851 00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:31,637 - Stay calm! - Do not touch me! - Let's go up! 852 00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:35,234 - You know what? - Say! - You know what? - Say! 853 00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:37,595 I don't remember ... wait! Horned! 854 00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:41,877 (murmuring) Cuckold! 855 00:56:49,340 --> 00:56:51,078 (groaning) Ahi, ahi, ahi. 856 00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:54,390 Ohi, ohi, ohi. Ah! 857 00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:17,948 (COLPl) Peppino! 858 00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:33,675 (COLPl) Peppino! 859 00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:36,153 Peppino, are you there? 860 00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:38,672 Nock If you are there! 861 00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:52,592 - Countess! - Good morning. 862 00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:54,870 - Good morning, ma'am. - Good morning. 863 00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:14,515 Scusi. 864 00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:19,037 See you well, madam. 865 00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:22,958 andlt;Man 1: Excellence. - Hello. 866 00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:27,354 andlt;Man 2: Good morning, honorable. - Very expensive. 867 00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:41,917 - Excellence! - I can't listen to you, I'm in a hurry. 868 00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:45,152 - And how do we do that? - As the ancients did. Here we go! 869 00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:49,677 - And how did they do it? - And what do I know! Don't you see that you are intrusive? 870 00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:53,749 - I know. And the promise? - I can't listen to you. 871 00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:58,032 - I have to go to TV. I have to change. - He looks good dressed like that. 872 00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:01,470 - I feel sick. Pray for me! - As? andlt;Pray for me! 873 00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:03,158 And who prays for me? 874 00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:08,995 - Follow that car! - Are we in America ?! 875 00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:11,640 - Don't make a fuss! Forward! - Okay. 876 00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:27,749 Soon! 877 00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:29,389 SPA offices? 878 00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:36,877 Miss, sorry, it's still me. That ... the secretary, the cousin. 879 00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:42,189 Huh? There is not? This is never there, mamma mia! 880 00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:46,194 I spent a hell of a night. This Rome is a wrath of God! 881 00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:52,316 If I were in the Municipality, here, I'd take care of it! Oh, but ... but .... 882 00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,753 Eh! The bell ringer has arrived! 883 00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:59,672 - Hello? No ... no ... - Is he angry with me? - Sorry. 884 01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:02,679 Can't that television be turned down? 885 01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:07,069 andgt; Minister: We will fight with the people and for the people! 886 01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:11,999 andgt; Moderator: The Minister presented his party's point of view. 887 01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:17,394 The word to the journalists, whom I invite to keep within the established times. 888 01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:19,318 So, short questions. 889 01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:24,908 - Did he buy the phone? - I'm talking! Did you buy it? 890 01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:29,352 - No, but ... - I'm entitled to it! - Go ahead, but I'm in a hurry, please. 891 01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:32,671 - I'm here first! - Talk, but don't waste time! 892 01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:35,998 - Ready! This one is gone! - Eh, she's gone ... 893 01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:40,110 - Alright then! Are you happy? - I have to call him. 894 01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:43,317 - And phone! - And how do I do with her here in front? 895 01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:48,312 Please, in short! In short! What is that?! 896 01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:53,629 Asked by the very clear Dr. Minutolo, we answer: it depends. 897 01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:56,630 Very well, I am really satisfied. 898 01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:02,473 Antonio Barbacane, of the SPA 899 01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:04,355 Who is it? 900 01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:07,472 - I don't know. - I think I know him. 901 01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:13,677 Honorable Minister, we have known for some time that the squatters of the city ... 902 01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:18,311 ... they live in precarious conditions. - Excuse me, but which squatters? 903 01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:19,549 Let me finish. 904 01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:25,556 Someone comes to take his vehicle and says: '' Antonio, I have no change ''. 905 01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:27,558 I answer him: '' Oh, look. '' 906 01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:32,677 Someone else who may have stayed for 2 or 3 hours gets away with 50 lire. 907 01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:36,397 Someone else still says: '' Antonio, I'll pay tomorrow ''. 908 01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:43,559 It seems human to her that a wretch who has been in the elements all day, .. 909 01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:50,034 .. in the evening do you take home, yes and no, 20-30,000 lire? Let's make the chickens laugh! 910 01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:55,958 Yes, I understand, there are holidays where the work increases and increasing .. 911 01:01:56,160 --> 01:02:02,395 ..you have to do this, to bring home 40, 45, 50,000, go! 912 01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:05,755 It's all dripping fat, Excellency. 913 01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,760 - In short, who are you? andlt;The President of the SPA, .. 914 01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:12,350 ..National Abusive Posteggiatori Union . - But how did he get in? 915 01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:15,273 I saw the others enter and followed them. What, am I stupid? 916 01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:18,193 andlt;Then he entered illegally! - Sure, I'm an abusive! 917 01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:20,111 (RlSATE) 918 01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:24,759 Excuse me, Excellency! Stop the transmission! Throw him out! 919 01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:27,873 Ah, no, this cannot be done! It is not democracy! 920 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:31,595 - Bravo, Antonio! - I'll go to The Hague, if that's the case! 921 01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:03,191 - What are you reading? - Nothing! 922 01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:05,476 - What are you reading? - Nothing! 923 01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:08,473 - Nothing! - Let me see! - Nothing! - Let me see! 924 01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:12,469 I have your protection. You read this, huh? 925 01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:14,912 I didn't read, I looked at the pictures. 926 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:18,151 - Shameless that you are nothing else! Did you look at the figures? - Eh! 927 01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:20,749 Worse than going at night! At your age? 928 01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:23,716 You have to read Mickey Mouse, not this stuff here! 929 01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:27,879 - And what am I doing with Mickey Mouse? - How do you mean?! 930 01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:31,154 - Why are you doing with these? - I know! 931 01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:33,390 - How would that be ?! - Forget it! 932 01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:37,516 Rascal! You scoundrel who are nothing else! 933 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,560 I'll kill you, you know? Son of a dog! 934 01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:43,629 - Anto '! Antonio! - Ueh! 935 01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:46,957 I finally found you! I traveled around half of Rome, you know? 936 01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:50,192 Without knowing the streets! What have you done? 937 01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:52,675 - But ... Antonio! - Oh! - Antonio! - Huh? 938 01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:54,318 - How are you dressed? - Because? 939 01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:57,153 - What are you doing? - Shut up! Shut up! 940 01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:02,789 - Shut up! - Because? - Here in Rome there are a lot of tax agents! 941 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:08,154 If they see you elegant, they write and increase the complementary. 942 01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:12,871 - Listen, Antonio, have you talked to the Minister? - Right now. 943 01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:16,556 - And what did he tell you? - As soon as he recognized me, '' Out! ''. 944 01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:23,519 Outside there were a lot of people, photographers, interviews, they made flashes of me. 945 01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:25,955 - I'm sorry. - Because? - Did they fool you? 946 01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:30,192 - No, "flash"! - Ah! - That would be flash photography. 947 01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:35,918 - No, because Grandpa wants to know. - The Minister told me: '' It depends, .. '' 948 01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:42,189 '' ... his grandfather wants the highway too long, we need to move the country. '' 949 01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:44,316 '' Should you move a country? ''. 950 01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:47,955 - Antonio! - Uh! Baroness, good evening! 951 01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:50,350 Come, let me introduce you to the Baroness. 952 01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:54,197 andlt;Antonio: Commands! - Please come with us! 953 01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:56,237 - And where are we going? - Don't ask! 954 01:04:56,360 --> 01:05:00,911 - Besides, I can't, my cousin is here. - Who cares? Bring him too! Soon! 955 01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:04,033 And you, follow us! Come on quickly! 956 01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:08,796 Are you crazy? But are you bringing those two wretches? 957 01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:14,916 Antonio is the only one in via Veneto who has a little lira in his handbag. 958 01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:18,311 andlt;Woman: Let's all go! 959 01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:23,396 (VOClARE) 960 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:49,913 - And now for the gas? - At the first distributor we fill up. 961 01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:53,749 - They'll take care of it! - Listen: you who are from those parts, .. 962 01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:57,077 .. have they already eaten Kilimanjaro or not yet? 963 01:05:57,200 --> 01:06:01,557 - I don't know, I'm from the Congo. - But then she is a congolina. 964 01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:05,236 - Peppino, the lady is a congolina. - Yes, yes... 965 01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:08,517 - Be good, you touch me too much. - He, on the other hand, is so good, .. 966 01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:10,192 ..makes the maternal instinct come. 967 01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:15,195 Where are we going? I am an authority! What is it here? I am President .. 968 01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:20,519 .. to the Monuments Office. - learn to live! Do the pleasure! 969 01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:24,629 In the evening we, at the soirèe, have fun. 970 01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:26,950 - Let's go to a party! - What? 971 01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:30,079 - To a birth! - Ah, and say it first! Whose? 972 01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:31,838 Soreta, okay? (RlSATE) 973 01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:34,474 - How fun! - But whose is this? - What's this? 974 01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:46,153 Baroness, how much do we put? 975 01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:49,154 Antonio, you do, I rely on your good heart. 976 01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:52,796 - Half a liter is enough? andlt;But what half a liter? ll full! 977 01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:56,317 Full? Yes, a full one, but not too full, like that. 978 01:06:57,120 --> 01:06:58,235 Simple! 979 01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:00,269 Dai! 980 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:05,035 As a line .... 981 01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:08,793 Quick, Gianni, I'm in a hurry! Quick, please! 982 01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:13,752 Excellency, I had not recognized her! Good evening. Tell me a little, .. 983 01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:18,078 .. at what point are we with my seat? - Enough, it's not persecuted like that .. 984 01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:21,670 .. a poor Christian! - Democrat, so you have to listen to me. 985 01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:26,513 No, no and no! I don't listen to it at all! In fact, I'll give you the job, okay? 986 01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:29,558 - Thanks. And when does he give it to me? - Quick, very soon! 987 01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:32,439 - Tomorrow, as long as he doesn't show up again! - Do you swear it? 988 01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:35,557 - I swear to you! - And where? - I give you my word! 989 01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:39,595 - Tomorrow he will have it, Minister's word! - It is enough for me. - Come on, Gianni! 990 01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:42,638 - Excellency, respects! - Street! Street! 991 01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:47,110 - What a combination! Tomorrow gives me .... andgt; Radio: Latest news: 992 01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:50,955 ..the Government resigned an hour ago .... 993 01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:54,032 Did you understand? He knew he was falling. 994 01:07:54,760 --> 01:07:57,832 Patience! The ministers pass, the men remain. 995 01:07:58,040 --> 01:08:01,157 - Come on, Antonio, who are waiting for us at the castle! - Here I am! 996 01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:03,276 (VOClARE) 997 01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:06,119 - How much does my cousin pay? andlt;Gas station: 4,000 lire. 998 01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:10,637 - Peppino, pay! - Huh? - And pay, that we waste time! 999 01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:12,995 - And we lose .... - We want to pay the little man? 1000 01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:17,790 - Oh well, I pay ... how much is it? - 4,000 lire. - Mom! 1001 01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:19,996 - Sorry, it's new. - How much do you get gasoline? 1002 01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:22,310 But how '' what do you do ''? What, is it wine? 1003 01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:24,197 - Did you put oil in it? - Without oil. 1004 01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:27,636 - Without oil, 4,000 lire ?! It's expensive. - Is it a pizza? Pay! 1005 01:08:28,760 --> 01:08:31,274 Here we go! Let's go have fun! 1006 01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:33,237 Here we go to pervert! This pushes! 1007 01:08:33,320 --> 01:08:35,880 - Think about health. andlt;Peppino: Who knows this? 1008 01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:40,392 andlt;Jacqueline (French accent): All mogi! It's a funeral, not a party! 1009 01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:45,914 Come on, young men, cheer! If not, it's not my celebration. 1010 01:08:47,860 --> 01:08:53,014 Franco, why don't you drink? Get drunk! 1011 01:08:53,300 --> 01:08:57,578 Get drunk, Franco! And you too! 1012 01:08:59,700 --> 01:09:01,292 How boring, these parties! 1013 01:09:01,900 --> 01:09:05,813 - Nothing ever happens. - the usual drinks, the usual drugs. 1014 01:09:06,020 --> 01:09:07,089 (MUSlCA FROM GLRADlSCHl) 1015 01:09:07,180 --> 01:09:10,252 - Gugo: I've always thought .... - Tell us. 1016 01:09:10,700 --> 01:09:13,134 - I always thought .... - Don't be silly! 1017 01:09:13,220 --> 01:09:17,498 When did you ever think of something? If it weren't for Oscar to do it for us ... 1018 01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:21,893 Darling, but I think because you exist and you exist so that I can think. 1019 01:09:22,460 --> 01:09:25,179 - And who thinks of me? - We'll take care of it, ox. 1020 01:09:26,820 --> 01:09:29,971 I told you I don't want you to put my butts in my face. 1021 01:09:30,060 --> 01:09:34,099 But what am I supposed to do without ashtrays? Should I make the figure of the boor? 1022 01:09:36,980 --> 01:09:40,609 - Darling, give me some whiskey for Carolina. - What brand is it? 1023 01:09:40,820 --> 01:09:43,539 - Antiquary, naturalmente. - Oh, no, my God! 1024 01:09:43,980 --> 01:09:46,813 He only drinks King's Ransom, you need to be more up to date! 1025 01:09:46,940 --> 01:09:50,171 - Always witty, Jacqueline. - She's nervous, poor thing. 1026 01:09:50,380 --> 01:09:53,770 To prepare for this party, he didn't have a moment of pause. 1027 01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:55,692 Menopause, you mean. 1028 01:09:56,420 --> 01:10:00,254 Did you find at least something filthy, a place to be quiet? 1029 01:10:00,340 --> 01:10:04,697 - I would have thought of Carolina's kennel. - What agony! Always the same things! 1030 01:10:05,060 --> 01:10:09,178 But isn't there a pigsty, a stable? Please inform yourself .. 1031 01:10:09,300 --> 01:10:11,495 ..otherwise I swear I'll send you blank. 1032 01:10:11,620 --> 01:10:12,973 (RlSATE) 1033 01:10:16,060 --> 01:10:17,379 - Muuuh! - Cretin! 1034 01:10:18,140 --> 01:10:20,938 How boring! Why don't we organize a striptease? 1035 01:10:29,060 --> 01:10:30,812 Antonio: Are we added? 1036 01:10:39,180 --> 01:10:41,774 - How beautiful! - Peppino: It looks like a cemetery to me. 1037 01:10:41,900 --> 01:10:45,779 - Don't start being a peasant! - Can we at least know where we are going? 1038 01:10:46,100 --> 01:10:48,330 But what do you care to know where we go? 1039 01:10:48,420 --> 01:10:51,537 Let's go to the homes of people who know how to live, who lead the dolce vita, .. 1040 01:10:51,620 --> 01:10:54,976 ..who lives better than me and you. I got it? 1041 01:10:55,540 --> 01:10:59,499 - So you're not one of them? - You bothered me, I'll tell you the truth: 1042 01:10:59,660 --> 01:11:02,572 ..I don't have a penny. - Ueh! What do you think? 1043 01:11:02,700 --> 01:11:06,488 Do you know what SPA means? Abusive Parking Company. 1044 01:11:06,740 --> 01:11:11,609 Do you know why I went to the Minister? For an authorized seat. I got it? 1045 01:11:11,780 --> 01:11:14,738 And now go tell your grandfather. Run! Fly! Zompa! 1046 01:11:14,980 --> 01:11:19,019 And tell him that his nephew is penniless, and that to stay in via Veneto .. 1047 01:11:19,180 --> 01:11:23,537 ..does the valet. And that today, having found an environment that suits me, .. 1048 01:11:23,780 --> 01:11:28,251 .. nobody moves me anymore! Go tell him! Run! Zompa! Fly! 1049 01:11:28,380 --> 01:11:32,532 - Did you tell him? Who answered you? - But then I'm in trouble! 1050 01:11:32,980 --> 01:11:35,369 - Anto ', I'm in trouble! - What have you got to do with it? 1051 01:11:35,540 --> 01:11:40,295 - How would that be? I have something to do with it because I 'm headed! - That would? 1052 01:11:40,460 --> 01:11:44,294 - I'm not too well either, let's be honest! - Ueh! - Oh yeah! 1053 01:11:45,260 --> 01:11:49,731 I want to tell you the truth: the City Council were about to kick me out. 1054 01:11:49,980 --> 01:11:54,212 - Jesus, what do you tell me? - Due to certain shortages. 1055 01:11:55,540 --> 01:11:57,496 Jesus, what do you tell me? What's up? 1056 01:11:57,660 --> 01:12:00,891 - Do you remember Filomena, the pharmacist's wife? - And how! 1057 01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:07,848 I, Jesus, I used to give her gifts, taking some money from the box .... 1058 01:12:07,940 --> 01:12:09,498 But who are you angry with? 1059 01:12:09,660 --> 01:12:13,619 - Who are you talking to? - I say '' Jesus '' because you make me horrified! 1060 01:12:13,940 --> 01:12:17,694 Ah here! So, to give Filomena gifts , I was looking for .... 1061 01:12:17,980 --> 01:12:22,815 "So", I said, "I sell myself some sheep from my grandfather, but I couldn't." 1062 01:12:23,180 --> 01:12:27,651 - '' So '', I said, '' I'm going to Rome, to find Antonio, my cousin ''. - To me? 1063 01:12:27,780 --> 01:12:30,738 Since there's that damn highway thing. 1064 01:12:30,900 --> 01:12:34,529 Not even this was successful! How do I now? How should it be done? 1065 01:12:34,620 --> 01:12:38,772 - You have to stop, you make me dizzy! Did you understand?! - And now how do we do it? 1066 01:12:38,860 --> 01:12:42,899 There would be a remedy, a fair resolution. Are you willing? 1067 01:12:43,020 --> 01:12:46,330 - yes. - You must have a character, understand? Fair! - I got it. 1068 01:12:46,500 --> 01:12:49,537 I give you the advice and you carry it out, literally! 1069 01:12:49,820 --> 01:12:52,653 - Do you have the courage to run it? - yes. - Shoot yourself! 1070 01:12:53,380 --> 01:12:56,690 - What do you care? - You are crazy! I shoot myself and then I don't care? 1071 01:12:56,780 --> 01:12:59,533 - Then we have some laughs. - Do not be silly! 1072 01:12:59,620 --> 01:13:02,418 - So what do we do? - Do you shoot yourself too? - Are you stupid? 1073 01:13:02,540 --> 01:13:06,533 Let's do one thing: stay here with me, with them, let's have fun! 1074 01:13:06,900 --> 01:13:11,052 - And with grandfather? - What do you care? - And the inheritance? - No! Sweet life! Orgies! 1075 01:13:11,180 --> 01:13:14,331 - Yes, the orgies! - Let's do this orgy! - Let's do it! 1076 01:13:14,420 --> 01:13:17,651 - Do you like orgy? - I like it! - Orgie for two! 1077 01:13:18,020 --> 01:13:20,978 - Sweet life! - Long live the sweet life! 1078 01:13:22,420 --> 01:13:24,570 (BRUSlO) 1079 01:13:24,940 --> 01:13:28,410 - Quick, let's go! - Madam Baroness, who is this party for? 1080 01:13:28,580 --> 01:13:32,858 It's an anniversary! Maria Grazia Sofia Lorena celebrates the centenary! 1081 01:13:33,020 --> 01:13:36,695 What fun! In the car the blondes, at the castle the centenarians! 1082 01:13:36,780 --> 01:13:38,850 Slut! Aren't you ashamed of your husband? 1083 01:13:38,940 --> 01:13:41,329 - He doesn't care! - yes! - You're an idiot! 1084 01:13:41,420 --> 01:13:44,730 - Excuse me, Gugo, but when it takes it it takes. - You are a friend. 1085 01:13:44,820 --> 01:13:48,449 - Let's go over there and get a shot of Joan of Arc. - What about? 1086 01:13:48,620 --> 01:13:52,454 Heroin, moron! Let's go let's go! Pardon. 1087 01:13:53,420 --> 01:13:54,569 Did you understand? 1088 01:13:55,220 --> 01:13:56,175 Sweet life! 1089 01:13:56,780 --> 01:13:58,213 - Vedo. - Full. 1090 01:13:58,900 --> 01:14:01,539 - Poker. - How badly he tells me today, damn it! 1091 01:14:01,780 --> 01:14:03,133 Excuse me, huh! Sorry. 1092 01:14:04,580 --> 01:14:07,731 They have finally arrived! Why this delay? 1093 01:14:07,980 --> 01:14:10,733 - An engine breakdown. - There was a cloth in the engine, .. 1094 01:14:10,860 --> 01:14:13,215 ..then my cousin .... - Yes, I took it off. 1095 01:14:13,820 --> 01:14:18,257 - For a fee, look who I brought you! - How cute! - I'm going down! 1096 01:14:18,420 --> 01:14:20,980 - Who are they? - Antonio Barbacane of the SPA 1097 01:14:21,100 --> 01:14:22,818 - Renato! - Peppino Barbacane. 1098 01:14:22,900 --> 01:14:25,812 - Pleasure. - She's gone. - I know you, can you introduce yourself? 1099 01:14:26,060 --> 01:14:29,450 Uh, we were late! It will be the centenary, he is already dead. 1100 01:14:29,540 --> 01:14:31,576 - They lit candles for him. - You are crazy? 1101 01:14:31,740 --> 01:14:33,776 - But does he breathe? - Sure! - And with what? 1102 01:14:33,900 --> 01:14:35,049 With your mouth, with what? 1103 01:14:35,140 --> 01:14:38,849 - Because it looks dead. - It seems! - What are you doing? - Wait for death. - Ah. 1104 01:14:38,940 --> 01:14:41,249 Miss, are you waiting for death? 1105 01:14:41,780 --> 01:14:45,409 - But no, it's Jacqueline's grandfather! - Giacchettin's grandfather! 1106 01:14:45,700 --> 01:14:48,817 - What a beautiful dog! - Mamma Mia! - What a beautiful dog! 1107 01:14:48,980 --> 01:14:51,050 - It's wonderful! - Mamma Mia! 1108 01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:55,639 - And it looks like you! It looks like you! - Beautiful! - If you put yourself like this ... 1109 01:14:56,160 --> 01:14:59,311 Yes, he jokes ... don't touch them too much, these are very ferocious! 1110 01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:04,235 - They are the famous Viennese greyhounds. - Stupid! He's a toy poodle! 1111 01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:06,835 andlt;Jacqueline: A little whiskey? - Thanks. 1112 01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:10,751 - Shall we toast its centenary? - Centennial? However! 1113 01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:13,748 He's 100 years old! Getting there! 1114 01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:20,555 - Long live the granny of Rome! - What do you say? Today I celebrate my 100th lover! 1115 01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:24,709 - I get it! Is it going to 101? - But no, he has to find the number 100. 1116 01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:29,232 - Tried at the bottom right? - (laughing) How crazy! Padlocks! 1117 01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:33,836 (in French) It's your turn to play the 'Truth Game'! 1118 01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:36,794 Look, you, with that dirty provincial air, .. 1119 01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:39,269 ..in your country they don't wash before going to bed? 1120 01:15:39,400 --> 01:15:41,630 We wash in the evening and also in the morning. 1121 01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:44,228 - My woman have abandoned me! - Oh! 1122 01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:47,398 He cheated on me with something else! 1123 01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:51,190 I suffer it! I suffer! 1124 01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:55,919 Oh yes? Do you call them '' I suffer ''? Here they are called '' horns ''. 1125 01:15:56,160 --> 01:16:00,517 Anyway, limoncino, don't be mad. What do you want? It is weakness of the flesh. 1126 01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:04,919 Meat? Why, my being a vegetable? 1127 01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:08,200 Sayonara, very honorable colnuto. 1128 01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:15,359 - Rascal, how dare you ?! - But how?! I didn't touch it! 1129 01:16:15,480 --> 01:16:18,836 - Exactly! How dare you not touch me? - Should I touch her? 1130 01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:23,551 - Do I let myself be offended like that ?! - Sir, I tell you! 1131 01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:27,351 - His behavior is unspeakable! - Yes but.... 1132 01:16:27,480 --> 01:16:31,189 No man sitting next to Magda has ever allowed himself not to touch her. 1133 01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:34,596 - Exactly because she is a mother ... - Which "mother"? Magda! 1134 01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:38,076 What is it ?! Are we kidding? Who did you take me for? 1135 01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:41,631 What are they? An ancient Greek prince? Leave me alone! 1136 01:16:43,880 --> 01:16:45,711 - Uh, sorry! - Permit? Python. 1137 01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:47,711 - Python? - Python. 1138 01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:53,798 The name is not new to me. Do you have a sister named Boa? No '' Bona '', Boa. 1139 01:16:53,880 --> 01:16:56,997 I am the Marquis Daniele Augusto Maria Fortebraccio Pitoni. And she? 1140 01:16:57,120 --> 01:17:00,032 Pardon. I'm Antonio Barbacane. Of the Barbican. 1141 01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:05,196 Barbican, huh? Barbican ... Nothing to do with Pisacane, I suppose. 1142 01:17:05,360 --> 01:17:09,319 No, no, no. That's a Tuscan strain. Mine is Etruscan. 1143 01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:12,916 I descend from the Etruscan. In person, as you can see. 1144 01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:16,913 '' Cave canem '': in Latin it would be '' Barbican ''. 1145 01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:20,638 Sayonara. Sayonara. Excuse me, are you Chinese? 1146 01:17:20,720 --> 01:17:22,392 - No. - Then I was wrong. 1147 01:17:22,560 --> 01:17:26,235 Run, come over there, the session begins, there are spirits! Here we go! 1148 01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:28,515 Peppino, the session! Let's go sit down! 1149 01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:31,911 (VOICE) Anto ', an orgy has begun! 1150 01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:40,590 (VOClARE) 1151 01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:44,240 (softly) Silence, silence! Slowly! 1152 01:17:44,680 --> 01:17:46,636 Here, here. Shed some light. 1153 01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:54,158 (BRUSlO) 1154 01:17:54,840 --> 01:17:57,274 - (shouting) But where are we going? - All: Sst! 1155 01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:04,357 - You don't have the session? - We were already sitting. 1156 01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:08,069 - We've been seated so far. - What are you saying? The séance! 1157 01:18:08,160 --> 01:18:12,039 - Norma is already in a trance! - Ah! Did you understand? Norma is already in the tram! 1158 01:18:12,160 --> 01:18:15,311 - In the face of the tram! Do you have loose change? - What does that have to do with anything? 1159 01:18:15,840 --> 01:18:18,877 - Come here! - Quiet, please! 1160 01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:20,835 Aho! Eh! 1161 01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:23,070 - Contact, contact ... - Yes, yes ... 1162 01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:25,708 - Let's join hands. - And don't break the chain. 1163 01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:28,712 The chain does not break, it is pulled. Peppino, pull the chain! 1164 01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:32,110 - Where is it? - No, shoot here! Hands, to you. Shoot at you! - Oh yes. 1165 01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:33,553 andlt;Man: Shut up! - Sst! 1166 01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:36,354 - There is? - Oh God? - Is there or isn't there? 1167 01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:39,273 I'm afraid, I was born seven months, Antonio knows. 1168 01:18:39,400 --> 01:18:42,278 - How not? He didn't want to go out! andlt;Silence! - Sst! 1169 01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:45,717 We try to make contact with the soul of the dead. 1170 01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:48,955 But whose deaths? ours or theirs? 1171 01:18:49,120 --> 01:18:52,590 - No, the soul of your dead. - theirs, right? - And what, ours? 1172 01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:54,272 andlt;Man: Shut up! - Yup. 1173 01:18:55,080 --> 01:18:57,878 andlt;Man: It seems there are. - There is! - There is? 1174 01:18:58,040 --> 01:19:02,113 Jacqueline: Norma, if the spirit is there, tell me who the chosen one should be. 1175 01:19:02,840 --> 01:19:03,795 Who are you? 1176 01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:05,715 Who are you? 1177 01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:08,276 - Who are you? - Peppino, tell him who you are! 1178 01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:11,153 I am Giuseppe Barbacane .... (NORMA GRlDA) 1179 01:19:11,560 --> 01:19:13,471 Wretch, what did you say ?! 1180 01:19:13,720 --> 01:19:15,472 Sit down and pull the chain! 1181 01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:19,269 (BRUSlO) 1182 01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:22,275 The important thing is to know things. 1183 01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:25,909 - The truth doesn't hurt. - Anto '... - Shut up. 1184 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:29,549 - It is doubt, uncertainty, which torments the soul. - Yup. 1185 01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:35,154 - In life and in death, there are true things and supposed things. - True. 1186 01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:42,314 Let's put the real things aside, but where do we put the suppositories? 1187 01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:44,709 andlt;Antonio: For now let's put aside the suppositories. 1188 01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:46,950 - Would you like to ask the spirit a question? - Yup. 1189 01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:49,554 andlt;Ghost: I want to ask a question! 1190 01:19:49,680 --> 01:19:52,638 (TUTTl GRlDANO) 1191 01:19:52,760 --> 01:19:55,718 Anto '! I am seventh! 1192 01:19:56,200 --> 01:19:58,316 Peppino (groaning): Pity for a septet! 1193 01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:04,517 How do you have fun with these shit? I was bored. 1194 01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:07,638 You're a fool, you know? Are they jokes that are made? 1195 01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:09,790 - I feel sick! - At the risk of making him die! 1196 01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:13,919 - I feel bad! - He feels bad! Is there a doctor? A midwife? Someone! 1197 01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:18,239 Do you feel bad? A cognac, quick! This dies! 1198 01:20:18,400 --> 01:20:20,231 - Give me a cognac! - There he is! 1199 01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:23,033 Hurry up, Antonio! 1200 01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:28,435 - Soon! - How do you feel now? - I feel a little better. - Thank god. 1201 01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:31,910 It's past, thank goodness. The session resumes. 1202 01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:35,117 But what do you recover? An accident! But does she recover like this? 1203 01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:38,556 Do you believe that we are men like you? You are rascals! 1204 01:20:38,680 --> 01:20:42,150 To scare my cousin, at the risk of dying! You are cuckolds! 1205 01:20:42,240 --> 01:20:46,028 - Sir, but you offend! - Sir, do you know who you're talking to? 1206 01:20:46,120 --> 01:20:48,270 - Who are you talking to? - Who am I talking to? 1207 01:20:48,600 --> 01:20:52,479 - How dare you? - You don't understand anything! - It is he who must speak! 1208 01:20:52,600 --> 01:20:53,953 - Well? - Say! 1209 01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:57,795 You speak to the Marquis Daniele Augusto Maria Fortebraccio de Pitonis! 1210 01:20:57,880 --> 01:20:59,233 (ironic) Eeeh! 1211 01:20:59,560 --> 01:21:03,030 And these offenses I wash them in one way only: with blood! 1212 01:21:03,200 --> 01:21:06,795 - I can not! - Because? - I'm anemic! Eziandio, he knows. 1213 01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:09,235 - It's true, I .... - Mere excuses! 1214 01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:13,036 - Do not withdraw, by now you have gone too far! - Yup! 1215 01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:16,158 - There's not one thing to do: duel! - A duel. 1216 01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:18,470 - I like the idea. - Shall we go blank? 1217 01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:22,474 - Yes, I have an ulcer, you know ... - Okay in white? - Good. 1218 01:21:22,640 --> 01:21:25,279 - Is she there? - It fits, in white! 1219 01:21:25,680 --> 01:21:29,195 - So, let's do the rapier? - We make cod for everyone. - Yup! 1220 01:21:29,280 --> 01:21:31,874 Don't joke! I mean: saber or sword? 1221 01:21:32,240 --> 01:21:35,915 - Sword? - Three swords! - Not necessary! Two are enough! 1222 01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:41,109 - Two swords. - Four cups! - So we have two glasses. 1223 01:21:41,240 --> 01:21:47,031 - This is not a joke and you will notice! To the last blood! - Wow! 1224 01:21:47,480 --> 01:21:51,029 - Very well! - Last blood! - Clear! Go away! 1225 01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:55,589 - Where are you going? - Let's go away. - You have to stay here! 1226 01:21:55,960 --> 01:21:58,520 Gentlemen, make way! 1227 01:21:58,600 --> 01:22:01,319 Now I am mounted, I have the nerves! 1228 01:22:01,480 --> 01:22:04,597 - I make a mess! - Do you really do it? - it? 1229 01:22:04,680 --> 01:22:09,549 - The duel? - You are crazy? You do it! - it? - He offended us, you're a Barbagallo. 1230 01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:12,712 - But he challenged you! - Out of education I left it to you. 1231 01:22:12,880 --> 01:22:18,716 Thank you so much, I can't do it. For charity! You do not know? I'm seventh! 1232 01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:22,475 And what it means? There is the regulation for the weeks and for the nine years! 1233 01:22:22,560 --> 01:22:26,075 - You get into position. - What do I do? - The position of septet. 1234 01:22:26,160 --> 01:22:29,630 ..and you start with a slash to the right, one to the left. I got it? 1235 01:22:29,760 --> 01:22:34,959 - And comes a blow that I do not know. - What do you care? The stinker the better! 1236 01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:39,472 - You are ready? - By the way, see? - What about? - We were talking about slashing. 1237 01:22:39,600 --> 01:22:42,751 - Ah well. - Let's wait for the other. - Very well. 1238 01:22:42,840 --> 01:22:46,753 - So, are you fighting? - No, my cousin. - But how? 1239 01:22:46,840 --> 01:22:49,638 - To be polite. - Yup? Very well, it's the same for me. 1240 01:22:49,720 --> 01:22:51,950 - Look! - But what do they do? They went crazy! 1241 01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:56,149 - You choose! - The swords? - Yes. - Aren't they poisoned? 1242 01:22:56,280 --> 01:22:58,635 - What do you think? - Sometimes they put garlic in it. 1243 01:22:58,720 --> 01:23:02,235 - Few stories, choose! - I'm not fighting, it's my cousin! 1244 01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:06,075 - Do you accept the change? - Same blood? - Yes I accept! - Accept! 1245 01:23:06,160 --> 01:23:09,197 - Did you accept the change? - Yes, choose the swords! 1246 01:23:09,480 --> 01:23:11,789 - I chose! - Which? - Both! 1247 01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:15,959 - Can not be done! Only one, the other to him! - Oh well, he chooses it from me, right? 1248 01:23:16,080 --> 01:23:20,073 - Give me a sword, whatever you want! - Wait, my brother is there. 1249 01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:23,272 - Here, here. - Here. - Here. 1250 01:23:23,360 --> 01:23:25,749 - I don't have swords! - Me neighter. - So? 1251 01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:28,036 - Happy duel, gentlemen! - See you later! 1252 01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:30,430 (VOClARE) 1253 01:23:30,600 --> 01:23:33,831 You didn't understand: it was all a joke. 1254 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:37,894 (VOICE AND APPLAUSE) 1255 01:23:44,360 --> 01:23:48,433 (SOUND OF THE BELL) 1256 01:23:48,600 --> 01:23:53,276 Guys, shall we play sheep? It's so funny! 1257 01:23:53,600 --> 01:23:55,352 Come on, come on! Everyone down! 1258 01:23:56,320 --> 01:23:58,834 Down! Down! Down! 1259 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:00,955 Down! Down! 1260 01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:09,776 (TUTTl BELANO) 1261 01:24:30,160 --> 01:24:32,833 - Anto ', the grandfather! - Grandpa has arrived! 1262 01:24:37,280 --> 01:24:40,511 Eh, yes, grandpa has arrived! 1263 01:24:41,080 --> 01:24:43,116 I have been here for a long time! 1264 01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:47,837 I have been watching you for a long time, ugly rascals, scoundrels, idlers. 1265 01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:50,834 Are you taking care of the highway? 1266 01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:55,198 Are you building important relationships ? But with whom? 1267 01:24:55,280 --> 01:24:57,635 With a mass of scoundrels more scoundrels than you? 1268 01:24:57,720 --> 01:25:02,475 - No, grandfather, these are all noble! - This is a princess, .. 1269 01:25:02,560 --> 01:25:06,075 ..that a countess, the other a marquise, that is a baroncino. 1270 01:25:06,160 --> 01:25:09,357 - A chili! - A poodle! - A brownish! 1271 01:25:09,880 --> 01:25:12,519 But which nobles? But which nobles? 1272 01:25:13,880 --> 01:25:16,519 True nobles, they don't do this crap! 1273 01:25:17,400 --> 01:25:22,349 These are mystifying! They are bogus! Not men, but beasts! 1274 01:25:22,920 --> 01:25:28,278 A flock of beasts, of sheep! And on this feathery and unhealthy flock .. 1275 01:25:28,840 --> 01:25:32,879 .. let my evil curse be hurled powerful and terrible ! 1276 01:25:33,520 --> 01:25:36,990 Anathema! Anathema on you! 1277 01:25:38,960 --> 01:25:41,838 (TUTTl BELANO) 1278 01:25:41,960 --> 01:25:43,154 Not no! 1279 01:25:45,160 --> 01:25:46,115 (BELANO SHEEP) 1280 01:25:46,280 --> 01:25:48,635 - Peppino! - Oh! - Where are you? 1281 01:25:49,280 --> 01:25:51,032 - Eh ... - What are you reading? 1282 01:25:51,200 --> 01:25:53,634 - Grandpa wrote. - That says? 1283 01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:55,678 - Read. - Let me see. 1284 01:25:55,840 --> 01:26:00,970 andgt; Grandfather (Abruzzo accent): Grandchildren, while you are among the sheep, .. 1285 01:26:01,040 --> 01:26:09,311 ..I am fighting here to be able to smooth out the matter that you know well, .. 1286 01:26:09,760 --> 01:26:16,313 ..that of the highway. Where you have not succeeded, I will succeed, .. 1287 01:26:16,520 --> 01:26:21,548 ..with the bones or with the bad ones, and in the meantime I started with the bones.